DISCLAIMER: THIS DIARY IS INTENDED to be grossly unfair, misleading, biased, degrading, offensive and potentially criminally libelous. You should not read this if you are even remotely sensitive.
BOO!
Did that scare you? Turn around now. Please. Spare your delicate constitution the following SATIRICAL analysis...
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I have determined through fool (proof?) study exactly what type of personality every person on the planet has based on the politician they support. In the spirit of pissing you all off by calling you names the season of giving*, I offer the following analysis guaranteed to generalize (to the MAX!) but be absolutely on target in every conceivable detail. Plus, before you ask, NO, I am not interested in YOUR opinion, but how thoughtful of you. Cough.
*-I am not referring to THANKSGIVING, which is the season of thanks...that for some reason comes 11 months AFTER the season of giving...(well, it's the thought that counts...actually, it's the accountant that counts, it's the thinker that thinks...well, anyway...on with the show.)
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